Ask, and ye shall receive. . . We might already have a solution. Our plumber just showed up to replace a toilet and faucet, change out some rusty nipples, and give me some new female parts. (Don't ask, I didn't understand it either. It's something to do with galvenizationitis? He just asked his assistant for a nipple extractor. Hilarious! Anyway, back to the original topic . . .)Okay, so what does a plumber have to do with Halloween? Nothing,
Monday, October 13, 2008
APB: Missing Turtle Alert
Ask, and ye shall receive. . . We might already have a solution. Our plumber just showed up to replace a toilet and faucet, change out some rusty nipples, and give me some new female parts. (Don't ask, I didn't understand it either. It's something to do with galvenizationitis? He just asked his assistant for a nipple extractor. Hilarious! Anyway, back to the original topic . . .)Okay, so what does a plumber have to do with Halloween? Nothing,
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4 comments:
I vote for Tase T. Lentil.
If that fails, you could take the easy way out and have her be an Eagle's cheerleader.
Katie- Wow that was a fast comment! I wasn't even done with editing the post yet. Do you have an automatic alert so you know when we update?
I'm so sad about the turtle! Wonder where that box went and whether they're enjoying your butt cream...
Also-what about one of her favorite tv characters--Stephen Colbert maybe? :)
What a great post! I'm glad your nipples and female parts are all in good repair. :)
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