Butt Out!

Maybe you have come to our blog looking for an update on all our recent travels. That will be coming soon. I promise. I'm still in the process of going through our 450+ pictures of east coast scenery, friends, and family. So, while you are forced to wait, here's something to ponder. Chris was perusing the Cabela's sporting goods magazine and happened upon this little gadget:

Want to take a guess as to what it does? Here's your only hint:

Look again at the title of this post. Are you intrigued and/or disgusted? Here's an official description of this orange wonder-tool from Cabela's website:

The new Butt Out! is an extra 2" longer making it easier to maintain a firmer grip. It makes the unpleasant chore of field dressing big game simple.This ingenious tool is the fastest, easiest way to disconnect the anal alimentary canal from deer or similar-sized game. Immediately after harvesting game, insert the Butt Out! into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane. Continue twisting another half turn, then steadily pull the Butt Out! out of the canal. Extract 10" of membrane, tie the membrane off and cut. Its time-saving and easy to use.

Aren't you glad I shared this with you? You know you can't live without one now. I just wonder who ever thought to invent such a thing.